20 Best Wrestling Insults Ever

19. 'I Can Literally Hear You Getting Fatter'

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When Cody Rhodes was repackaged as 'Dashing' Cody Rhodes, he finally got a chance to show some personality, to show that some of his papa's gift of the gab had trickled down the family tree.

Cody would often direct his disdain at members of the crowd, running down their hygiene and general aesthetics.

One insult in particular stands out for me, and the seemingly unscripted nature of it added extra weight. After giving poor Husky Harris a run down in the ring, Cody turned his attention to the crowd and one poor lady bore the spontaneous brunt of his disgust with a beautifully timed 'I can literally hear you getting fatter'.

Not only was the individual insulted, but Cody managed to achieve it within the delusional boundaries of his character. Jump to 3.48 in the video for the magic


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Born in the middle of Wales in the middle of the 1980's, John can't quite remember when he started watching wrestling but he has a terrible feeling that Dino Bravo was involved. Now living in Prague, John spends most of his time trying to work out how Tomohiro Ishii still stands upright. His favourite wrestler of all time is Dean Malenko, but really it is Repo Man. He is the author of 'An Illustrated History of Slavic Misery', the best book about the Slavic people that you haven't yet read. You can get that and others from www.poshlostbooks.com.